If you love comedy filled with ridiculous confidence, legendary one-liners, and pure 70s chaos — Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy is your movie! These Anchorman Quotes capture the charm, humor, and wild personality of Ron Burgundy and his news team. Whether you need a laugh, a funny Instagram caption, or just want to relive the iconic moments, this list has the best lines that made the movie unforgettable.
😂 Ron Burgundy’s Iconic Quotes
- I’m kind of a big deal. — Ron Burgundy
- Stay classy, San Diego. — Ron Burgundy
- I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal. — Ron Burgundy
- I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books. — Ron Burgundy
- I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. — Ron Burgundy
- Great Odin’s raven! — Ron Burgundy
- I’m in a glass case of emotion! — Ron Burgundy
- I don’t know what we’re yelling about! — Ron Burgundy
- 60% of the time, it works every time. — Ron Burgundy
- Well, that escalated quickly. — Ron Burgundy
- I immediately regret this decision. — Ron Burgundy
- Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast. — Ron Burgundy
- Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means “a whale’s…” — Ron Burgundy
Best Pick: Stay classy, San Diego. 🎩
🎬 Funny Quotes from the News Team
- They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. — Brian Fantana
- Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them? — Ron Burgundy
- I love lamp. — Brick Tamland
- Loud noises! — Brick Tamland
- I killed a guy with a trident. — Brick Tamland
- Where did you get a hand grenade? — Ron Burgundy
- I’m in love with Veronica Corningstone. And I don’t care who knows it! — Ron Burgundy
- You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. — Ron Burgundy
- I’m not a baby, I’m a man! — Ron Burgundy
- You’re a smelly pirate hooker! — Ron Burgundy
- Milk was a bad choice. — Ron Burgundy
- I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do! — Ron Burgundy
- By the beard of Zeus! — Ron Burgundy
Best Pick: I love lamp. 🪔
📰 Anchorman Wisdom (Kind Of)
- If you don’t think this is the best newscast ever, I will fight you. — Ron Burgundy
- You stay classy, I’ll stay the best. — Ron Burgundy
- Don’t act like you’re not impressed. — Ron Burgundy
- I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. — Ron Burgundy
- You know what they say: “When in Rome.” — Ron Burgundy
- Veronica Corningstone, you’re a real piece of work. — Ron Burgundy
- You are a smelly pirate hooker, good day. — Ron Burgundy
- I’m Ron Burgundy? — Ron Burgundy
- I’m not prepared for this kind of journalism. — Ron Burgundy
- It’s science. — Ron Burgundy
- Brick, where did you get that suit? The toilet store? — Ron Burgundy
- News is life. Everything else is just commercials. — Ron Burgundy (fictional flair)
- It’s anchorman, not anchorlady! — Ron Burgundy
Best Pick: Don’t act like you’re not impressed. 😎
🐶 Ron Burgundy and Baxter Moments
- You’re my little gentleman, Baxter. — Ron Burgundy
- You know I don’t speak Spanish! — Ron Burgundy
- You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. — Ron Burgundy
- Baxter, bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee! — Ron Burgundy
- Baxter, you know I don’t speak Spanish. In English, please! — Ron Burgundy
- You ate the whole wheel of cheese? I’m not even mad; that’s amazing. — Ron Burgundy
- Baxter, is that you? Bark twice if you’re alive! — Ron Burgundy
- I’ll never forget you, Baxter! You’re my best friend! — Ron Burgundy
- I’m sorry I punted you off the bridge, buddy! — Ron Burgundy
- You know what? I’m proud of you, Baxter. — Ron Burgundy
- Baxter, I miss your musk. — Ron Burgundy
- I don’t know what we’re yelling about! — Ron Burgundy
- Baxter, we are laughing and we are very good friends. — Ron Burgundy
Best Pick: You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha covered in hair. 🐾
💥 Battle of the News Anchors
- No touching of the hair or face! — Ron Burgundy
- Boy, that escalated quickly. — Ron Burgundy
- Brick killed a guy! — Brian Fantana
- Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire! — Champ Kind
- I stabbed a man in the heart. — Brick Tamland
- Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should lay low for a while. — Ron Burgundy
- You think you can take us? News Team assemble! — Ron Burgundy
- Whammy! — Champ Kind
- Panda watch! The mood is tense! — Ron Burgundy
- I’m not mad, I’m impressed. — Ron Burgundy
- Boy, that escalated quickly. — Ron Burgundy
- You better watch out — this is gonna get messy! — Ron Burgundy
- News Team! Assemble! — Ron Burgundy
Best Pick: No touching of the hair or face! 💇♂️
🎤 Memorable One-Liners & Random Gold
- It’s so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice. — Ron Burgundy
- I’m in a glass case of emotion! — Ron Burgundy
- I don’t know what we’re yelling about! — Brick Tamland
- I love lamp. — Brick Tamland
- I’m Ron Burgundy? — Ron Burgundy
- It’s science. — Ron Burgundy
- Whammy! — Champ Kind
- Boy, that escalated quickly. — Ron Burgundy
- I immediately regret this decision. — Ron Burgundy
- You stay classy, San Diego. — Ron Burgundy
- 60% of the time, it works every time. — Brian Fantana
- I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal. — Ron Burgundy
- That doesn’t make sense. — Veronica Corningstone
Best Pick: I’m in a glass case of emotion! 🧃
💬 Conclusion
These Anchorman Quotes prove that Ron Burgundy and his team will forever be comedy legends. Whether it’s a wild newsroom fight, Baxter’s loyalty, or Ron’s over-the-top confidence, the movie’s humor still holds up. Stay classy — and maybe avoid the milk when it’s hot out!
